This is an article that was published in our campus newspaper when I was attending college there. It was so hilarious, I laminated it and posted it to the wall of my dorm room, along with pictures of my family, a $1 tax refund check from the State of Michigan, and my class schedule.
Because, you know, you *might* see a 500 pound bison roaming the campus. But don’t worry, eventually campus officials will outsmart the very large, slow-moving animal. Darn those bison and their excellent hiding skills.
