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Put Away Your Tinfoil!

People are silly.

Hollywood makes a movie and suddenly, everyone believes that the world is going to end in 2012?  I mean, it’s all fine and good if you follow some sort of conspiracy theory based on Nostradamus’ predictions or Mayan calendars or even actual scientific fact… but don’t start jumping on the bandwagon because Hollywood tells you so!  I mean, c’mon, if everything Hollywood says is true, giant alien robots are secretly living amongst us, vampires are mostly-harmless tortured souls struggling against their evil nature while falling madly in love with teenage girls, and every bachelor party in Vegas ends up at the hotel room with a baby in the closet and a tiger in the bathroom.

I mean, I KNOW people who had their bachelor parties in Vegas, and I’m pretty sure there weren’t any tigers involved.  Mostly sure, anyway.  I wasn’t there, after all.

But here’s the thing.  NASA comes out with a statement that basically says, “The world is not going to end in 2012 so please stop calling us.”

Okay, my first question is, how do you find out the phone number for NASA?  Which is closely followed by my second question, why do you want to contact NASA anyway?  Even if they DID have the answers, and there WAS some sort of conspiracy theory, do you really think that after dozens of years of keeping this big fat secret, they would answer some random person’s phone call with, “Oh, yeah, that.  Sure it’s true.  Don’t tell your friends.”

No, I don’t believe the world is going to end in 2012.  And you shouldn’t either.  At least, not just because Hollywood says so.  Find some science, people, before you put on your tinfoil hats.