People attending the party:
People who got lost on the way because Google Maps doesn’t know where our address is:
People it took to figure out our new coffeepot:
People who locked themselves in our bathroom due to the faulty door:
People who called us from inside the bathroom to come and let them out:
Adult beverages spilled on the floor:
Times were were glad we chose tile instead of carpet:
Bottles of wine that we received as housewarming gifts:
People who accidentally fell into the pool:
High-dollar steaks that almost got burned (but didn’t):
People sleeping on our couch at the end of the night:
People sleeping on the floor:
Things that got broken or destroyed during the party:
Now that is what I call a successful housewarming party.
