CHRIS: We need a new vacuum. This one sucks. I mean, doesn’t suck, technically.
ME: Can we get a purple one?
CHRIS: Can we get a purple one what?
ME: Vacuum.
CHRIS: Can we get a purple vacuum?
ME: Yes, we were still talking about vacuums.
CHRIS: Why do you want a purple vacuum?
ME: Because purple is a pretty color.
(Duh.)
And this is when Chris rolls his eyes and says, “you are ridiculous” as if that answers my question on whether we can purchase a new vacuum in shade of purple, or not.
