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    Rental House Rehab

    So, Chris and I rented our house out for a year. The tenant’s lease has just ended and we have informed them that we’re not renewing. They are not too happy with this decision and the retired gentleman confronts my husband and our agent on the front lawn with a baseball bat. BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER. I MEAN WORSE. IT GETS WORSE. Once the tenants have vacated the property, we are left with the aftermath. They managed to break, dirty, or otherwise destroy almost every square inch of the house. They violated multiple conditions of their lease including, but…

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    In Which We Become Landlords for the First Time

    When Frack and I met, he owned a house that he had purchased at the tail end of 2005 – in other words, the height of the real-estate bubble. It was a pretty nice house, about 1800 sq ft with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. It had an open floorplan in the kitchen/living area, and the master bedroom was a generous size with a walk-in closet. We spent a couple years putting some sweat equity in it – landscaping the backyard, painting walls, putting in new wood flooring, etc. However, no amount of sweat equity was going to make up…

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    Las Vegas is trying to tell me something

    I spent the past weekend in Vegas with my husband and some of my good friends. Although we had a fantastic time, I noticed a few changes from the Vegas of my early and mid twenties. I present to you: The Top 5 Signs You Are Getting Old(er) – The Sin City Edition The Casino employees stop having to verify your ID card’s authenticity with their supervisor. In fact, they stop carding you alltogether. During the cab ride, you don’t bother asking which casinos have the best mile-high margaritas or which after-hours clubs are the most happening. Instead, you discuss…

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    I Love Cats

    We’ve talked about this before. About how I would totally have been the crazy cat lady had I not met my husband and thus had to follow his strict 2-cat maximum policy. As a child, we had the sweetest, most tolerant little Abyssinian named Asha. She loved me, she truly did, and I loved her back. Although sometimes as a child I did not make the best decisions in favor of our friendship. As in Christmas of 1991: Also, I was really ahead of my time in terms of “pet fashion.” I’m pretty sure that before celebrities started wandering around…

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    Hairstyle choices of the 1980s

    I have a very clear memory of my 4th grade picture day. I wore my best dress, the black one with the white lace ruffles. It made me feel grown-up and sophisticated. And I knew exactly how I wanted to style my hair. However, I had to enlist my mother’s help to compete the coiffure. So there we were, my mother and I, standing in front of the bathroom mirror. She was poised behind me with a comb and I held the hair band and white lace ribbon at the ready. “Are you sure this is what you want, honey?”…

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    Falling through the sky

    Because apparently the Warrior Dash wasn’t enough adventure for the month of May, Chris and I, along with 10 or so of our friends, signed up to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. This is the conversation that was had about two weeks before The Event. Co-worker: Oh, you guys are going skydiving out at that place in Jamul? Us: Yes, that’s the place! Co-worker: My buddy used to work at that place, I know it pretty well. Lots of people around here skydive there. In fact, do you know that older guy who works for one of our…

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    Warrior Dash-ed

    So at the beginning of May, Chris and I participated in the Warrior Dash, along with some good friends of ours. To put it mildly, none of us had really spent much time on those things that people typically do before running a race, like “training” and “eating healthy” or even “stretching.” Except Payson’s wife, who happened to do all three. We had a friendly bet amongst the four of us. It was girls against boys, and whoever lost had to cook a fancy dinner for the other two. The winners got to dictate the menu. Now, who won the…

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    You Can’t Take the Country Out

    My husband, for those who don’t know, grew up in Iowa. He was raised on a farm (really!) growing corn and hogs and plus this one lady wrote a great book about their library cat. And also, in case you didn’t know, my husband has a twin brother. My husband and his twin — Frick and Frack to you — have been farming corn since they were knee high to a grasshopper, or something like that: But now we live in southern California. And Frick has come out to live in California, too. So what did these two boys do?…

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    Memoir Monday: How NOT to Rent a Car in France

    How not to rent a car in France, in six easy steps When I was 19, I spent a semester in France. The university I attended was just about 2 hours west of Paris, so at one point, my best friend and I decided that it would be a good idea to rent a car and drive to Paris. Step 1: You must be 25 to rent a car in Paris. If you are not 25, play dumb until the last minute when the rental car guy asks for your driver’s license/passport/international ID card. At that point it’s too late…