This is a picture of our new backyard, taken last weekend.
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“OMG, the pigeons are mutating! Look at the size of those things!”
“Thanksgiving’s come early this year… Cletus, get yer shotgun!”
Actually… the birds in question are actually neither pigeons or turkeys — they are peafowl.
As you may recall, we recently bought a house. Our new neighbors have about a dozen peacocks/peahens that they let roam around the neighborhood.
Which seemed really cool, at first.
Until we found out they could hop the fence into our backyard. And that they poop. A lot. And that they have very LARGE poops.
Apparently we are going to have to introduce ourselves. As in, “Hi new neighbors. Here are some cookies. By the way, your peacocks are really cool but we have a dog and, well, we can’t be held responsible if your peacocks get in to our yard and our dog attempts to eat them. Also please send someone over to clean up their poo. Thanks. Enjoy the cookies.”
