Back when Chris and I were in the market for a second car, I spent some time perusing the Craigslist ads. Chris said the criteria were “cheap” and “reliable” so I put together a list of a few cars we might like.
OPTION #1: CHEVROLET CAMERO, MODEL YEAR 1991
Selling Points:
- It could secretly be a transforming alien robot
- Blue
OPTION #2: DODGE NEON, MODEL YEAR 1996
Selling points:
- Cheap and reliable… ?
OPTION #3: AUDI QUATTRO, MODEL YEAR 1996, THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT STOLEN
Now, this last option didn’t quite fit the “cheap” or the “reliable” category. But it sure fit the “cool” category…
OPTION #4
Selling Points:
- Drives on land AND on water
- Could pretend to be James Bond outrunning a really, really, really slow enemy (did you look at the max MPH for that beast?)
Needless to day, Chris told me I wasn’t allowed to suggest any more cars.
