A new study was published that shows there may be a genetic reason that some people are bad drivers. This does not bode well for me. (Love you mom).
“Chris, there’s a new study out that says bad driving may be genetic.”
“Oh, so there may be a reason you’re such a bad driver?”
“Don’t be rude. You just don’t understand my driving style.”
“I understand your style all right. Your style is ‘crappy.'”
Personally, I don’t think I’m a bad driver. But then again, who really thinks they are a bad driver? It’s supposed to be one of those inherent skills, like breathing or walking. Nobody says, “Yeah, me, I’m bad at walking. Can’t seem to get the hang of that one-foot-in-front-of-the-other concept.” No, apparently you have to discover you’re terrible at driving from the passengers in your car, as they are screaming and grabbing on to anything with a handle while stomping on an imaginary brake pedal.
That’s usually a good clue.
