Whenever I hear Chris say, “Honey, you are a very smart, intelligent woman… but every once in a while…” I know I probably should have thought through whatever I just said before I said it aloud.
Like tonight. We were flipping through the television channels and came across that new Discovery show The Colony.
“What’s it about?” our roommate asked.
“It’s a bunch of people who have to rebuild civilization after the end of the world and stuff.”
We discuss the show for a few minutes more, while the lady onscreen spends a LOT of time making a punching bag out of some chains, dirt, and a vinyl sack (really? a punching bag? because that’s the first thing I would try to make right after I survived Armageddon).
A pause, and then I ask, “Do they know they’re participating in a reality show, or do they actually believe it’s the end of the world?”
Both the roommate and my husband give me THE LOOK. THE LOOK means, “did she really just ask that question?”
“Aw, honey,” says my husband, laughing, “You are a very smart, intelligent woman… but sometimes…” He continues, “Yes, honey the Discovery Channel convinced them all it was the end of the world. ”
“They’re just waiting for Kevin Costner to deliver the mail,” the roommate chimes in.
Chris continues, “Discovery Channel told the people, don’t mind all these cameras. And, oh by the way here’s a big sign that says THE COLONY maybe that’s what you should call your new civilization.“
Note to self: you don’t always have to voice your thoughts right away. Sometimes it’s best to let them settle first. Weed out the dumb ones and all before you share them with the world. Or, at least, your husband.
