We love the New Couch. It is so big and cushy that once you sit down, the couch will suck you in to its Vortex of Comfort and you will never want to leave.
Its true power, however, was best demonstrated this past weekend. We had some friends over to watch football, and our one friend made the mistake of sitting smack dab in the center of the Vortex of Comfort.
It, LITERALLY, took him five minutes to get out of the couch. He had to struggle quite a bit to un-wedge himself from the corner and find his way back to standing on the floor.
I have included a picture of the couch with the approximate location of the vortex:
