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Vegas, Baby

Dressing up as an Elvis impersonator for a Las Vegas wedding… inappropriate or funny???

We had some good friends get married at the MGM in Las Vegas last weekend.  After a few cocktails at the bar on the night before the wedding, my husband and his twin brother thought it might be hilarious to rent Elvis costumes to attend the wedding.  The next morning, however, we had our doubts.  What seemed like a good idea at midnight on a Friday does not always wash in the light of day.  Plus, it is – ahem – the bride’s day.  Two Elvis’s might have stolen the show.

Aside from a beautiful wedding, here’s a short list of highlights:

Flying into Vegas, and having the air traffic controllers route your plane almost directly over the strip…

Spending an hour at the North Las Vegas airport hanging out with a woman who I’m pretty sure was the artist Pink…

Visiting the Gold and Silver Pawn Shop and getting a meet-and-greet with Big Hoss and Chumlee…

Spending 15 minutes trying to fish my $5 back from the vending machine (with an earring) when it refused to give me a water….

Only to later have it spit out 3 waters for the price of one (the best payout in Vegas!)…

Checking out the gorgeous view from the bride and groom’s private patio…

Heading all the way to “Mandolin Bay” to watch the “sharks play their tiny guitars”…

Only to find out the Shark Exhibit costs $25…

And then taking a $6 cab ride back to the MGM because we kept walking in circles around the Excalibur trying to get to the strip…

“Why is it,” our friend asked, “that half the doors in these hotels lead to dirty alleyways?”

(We always seemed to find the doors that went out to dirty alleyways, insetad of the glitzy strip)

Oh, and… the best part… coming home with MORE money than you left with…!