… because that’s what good friends are for. We recently had some tenants vacate our rental house in Phoenix. Which is a very special story and you can read about it here and here, but what you need to know now is that, amongst the grime and broken furniture and non-functional cars and other trash that they left us, there was one really cool present: A giant stone tortoise. As in, this thing weighs like 300 pounds of poured concrete, tortoise. Well one of our friends, we call him Sleepy E, he secretly liked the tortoise and wanted it for…