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    Weirder than leaving my keys in the fridge

    I do sometimes make fun of my husband in this blog. But I try to keep it a little bit balanced, like when I told about how I leave my keys in the fridge…. intentionally. Since I figure I am a bit overdue for some self-ridicule, I thought to share this story. The other day, I stopped by the house on my lunch break. Since I work about 5 minutes from where I live, this is easily accomplished within my allotted break time. I made myself a sandwich, then sat down on the couch to enjoy my lunch. I had…

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    My first annual 29th birthday

    I turned 30 today. Or, as I am fondly calling it, I celebrated the first anniversary of my 29th birthday. I told Chris that I had one request for my birthday. ME: I want a fancy cake for my birthday.CHRIS: (putting his head at an angle and looking confused) Fancy cake?ME: Ya, like the pretty ones they do on the food network shows.CHRIS: Oh, so not a Costco cake?ME: No, not a Costco cake. I want one from a fancy cake store. You know, one of those places that only sells cakes and cupcakes and other sorts of pastries.CHRIS: They…

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    Arizona weather

    Chris and I were driving home one night with the sun roof open, enjoying the breeze. We could hear the quiet sounds of tires on asphalt, smell the faint scent of sprinklers running, watch the orange glow of street lights as we passed them, and feel the evening breeze as it rushed through the car. Chris leaned back in the seat and commented, “wow it sure is nice out.” “Yes,” I agreed, “what a cool breeze tonight.” “By the way,” asked my husband, “what is the temperature right now?” I glanced at the temperature gauge on the dash. “Oh…. it…

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    Are you serious right now?

    Chris and I went to the wedding of some good friends of ours this past weekend. It was beautiful and touching and…… The minister has finished telling us about how love is patient and kind and then she announces that it is time to bless the rings. All of a sudden, the groom has a panicked look on his face. He starts patting his hands on his jacket pockets, frantically searching for — you guessed it — the rings. There is an awkward pause. The groom, having searched his pockets for the third time, looks helplessly at his best man.…

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    Who knew pools were so complicated?

    Today, we discovered why our pool has been so cloudy-looking lately: And in case anyone is confused about what they are seeing, this is what our pool filter is SUPPOSED to look like: We contemplated buying a new one, and then we discovered how much they cost. If anyone ever tells you owning a pool is cheap and/or easy, they are lying. Just FYI.

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    Dive Bars and Beers

    5 Signs that your new favorite drinking establishment is a dive bar: #5 – A pitcher of beer only costs $7.00 #4 – There is a giant gaping hole behind the toilet (not to mention those curtains!) #3 – The “fancy” artwork is screwed into the wall with a handful of screws that they don’t even try to hide #2 – The pool table doubles as a beer pong table And finally, if the pool-table-turned-beer-pong isn’t enough, there is…. #1 – The sink is propped up with a 2×4 Maybe you ask what could possibly entice one to frequent this…

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    New House, New Bills

    Chris: Hey, can I throw this away? Me: What is it? Chris: The SDG&E bill I just paid online. Me: No, give it here please. Chris: Why? Me: Library card. Chris looked at me and, with that look on his face that says, I love you honey and you are so adorable but sometimes I think we inhabit a completely different universe, and said aloud, “Heh, you’re a nerd.” And if you do not know why I need a copy of a recent bill with my name on it for my first library card in this city, then you are…

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    Solution-less Puzzle

    I have been spending a lot of time lately developing my relationship with Southwest Airlines. Aside from all the fun and games that comes along with frequent flyer-ship, I’ve also spent enough time reading Spirit magazine to realize that the July issue of the crossword puzzle was missing half of the clues for the “down” column. This made me reminisce on another solution-less puzzle that I came across during my college days. I have always been a big fan of Dots candy. You know, the gumdrops that come in the yellow box. I don’t know if they still do, but…

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    I just wanted to buy some stamps

    I was in line at the post office today, waiting to purchase some stamps. There were two postal workers at the counter, and only a handful of people in line. It should have been a short wait. Unfortunately, it was apparently the day that all the “special” people fulfill their postal needs, because the entire time I was there, one of the workers was helping the same customer. Shortly after I walked in, the second worker finished helping someone mail a package, and the man in front of me went up to the counter. He had a small CD in…

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    Acts of Desperation

    It should be common knowledge by now that the cat is on a diet. Which, of course, she hates. We have an automatic feeder for her, set to go off at 6pm every evening and dispense 1/4 cup of cat food. Every evening, at 5pm, Maia can be found sitting patiently next to the feeder, and she will sit there for an hour until it makes the magic noise at 6pm which means the food is about to fall into the bowl. Sometimes, however, she gets a little desperate. Like a little kid at a candy machine, she knows where…